In response to an article I read writen by Mark Saunders entitled "18 Things Females Seem To Not Understand (because-female-privilege)" I decided to write something on the same topic but not as moronic. Check it out here (). This article is my attempt to show that a man can be a little more thoughtful, less misogynistic, and quite a bit funnier when tackling a topic like sexism.
Now a little bit about me so you can understand my perspective. I am a young blonde haired, blue eyed, caucasian man, who deep down wants to be a sassy black lesbian. In the age we live in I feel the modern woman has many many more adversities than she does privileges. But as an outsider towards the femnine world I have observed some awesome positive things women were both given and fought for that have made me wish I was a fancy lady many times over. And this is that list.
Although women make up 50% of the population they are still a minority group. Now many negatives do come from this fact but one huge positive is that a woman can fill in a diversity quota. Does it point out blatant sexism towards women in todays work place ? Yes. But damn it if I haven't wished I could be that 'diversity quota', because in todays society you might as well call me Kleenex because I am just as white and disposable. Sure, I won't be paid the same, but I will be paid.
Women are smarter! Hands down especially in middle school and high school because (In general) hormones don't comsume EVERY WAKING THOUGHT. Given the same resources and oppurtunities women will always be more intelligent because thier thoughts aren't always fogged up by a cloud of tits (or dicks). If sex wasnt constantly on my brain I could discuss the complexities of interstellar black holes without being distracted by the ones between a womans legs that smells like fruits loops.
Women are allowed to experience the whole spectrum of emotions without it being taboo. Now, today there are women out there fighting for the right for men to have the same privilege but we arent there yet. I still feel the pressure of society to only express happiness or anger. When I am sad press it down deep into my self until it becomes a blood diamond of rage and express that rage screaming with my fists and crying through my dick.
Put simply, women have better parts. This is not a matter of opinion its a science fact (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina). They are symmetrical and tucked away like a little secret for you to open and hear the meaning of life. Whilst penises are flappy and disgusting blood engourged monsters who rise ominously from a swampy marsh. Mine is always screaming at me and swelling up in unapproved areas; churches, public bathrooms, next to a teeter-totter. Penises are awful.
Women make life, men, at best, make very unhygienic Jackson Pollack sheet paintings. A uterus makes women tough. They have to bleed once a month for 3 or 4 decades but never die. Men at best grow and shrink according to the temperature. Screw a thermometer I want a baby maker. Mothers by virtue of a kid get mental medals of honor when they push a whole human body out of a hole in thier human body. As a man I thought being punched in the face was the worst pain in the world until I thought 'well at least I don't have push that fist out of my butthole'.
See not all men a heman-woman haters some of us are Alfalfa.